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	<title>Eli Hodapp's large collection of words.</title>
	<link>http://a-13.net</link>
	<description>"A virtual cornucopia of dribble [sic] about his mundane existence."</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The knee-jerk solution is always the best.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2008/02/19/the-knee-jerk-solution-is-always-the-best/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2008/02/19/the-knee-jerk-solution-is-always-the-best/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Potluck]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Much to be expected, over at the Naperville Sun&#8217;s Potluck &#8220;blog&#8221;, a debate is raging over the knee-jerk reaction of anti-gun legislation following the NIU shootings. My two cents-
Groups like the NRA have way too many members with far too much money for there to ever be any kind of successful gun control movement, regardless of how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh how Anonymous has grown up.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2008/02/12/oh-how-anonymous-has-grown-up/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2008/02/12/oh-how-anonymous-has-grown-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In the wake of the world-wide Scientology protest this past Sunday, some really well edited videos and photographs are hitting the internet.
 
 It&#8217;s pretty amazing to me what what originally started as a 4chan troll to get on a local FOX news affiliate has turned in to a worldwide movement. The following video sums it up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The binary choice between good and evil.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/12/17/the-binary-choice-between-good-and-evil/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/12/17/the-binary-choice-between-good-and-evil/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve spent the last week or so waging war microbial baddies who have set up camp somewhere in my inner ear. While launching antibiotic salvos in to their front lines, I find myself completely unmotivated to do anything but sit while I spend my time head cocked to the right and a grimace on my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Business of Death.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/10/31/the-business-of-death/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/10/31/the-business-of-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween.



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		<title>I feel the sudden urge to get laser eye surgery from Lasik Plus.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/10/31/i-feel-the-sudden-urge-to-get-laser-eye-surgery-from-lasik-plus/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/10/31/i-feel-the-sudden-urge-to-get-laser-eye-surgery-from-lasik-plus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Naperville Sun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Uprgrading to Apple&#8217;s OSX 10.5 Leopard operating system has mostly been pretty awesome. Safari 3 is great for just about everything except browsing web sites which use those nasty flash-launched pop-unders that its popup blocker doesn&#8217;t catch. Usually I browse ad-ridden sites like the Naperville Potluck in FireFox with an onslaught of ad-blocking plugins. This morning, while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In case you were wondering where to go to buy a Chinese Bird Spider&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/10/31/in-case-you-were-wondering-where-to-go-to-buy-a-chinese-bird-spider/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/10/31/in-case-you-were-wondering-where-to-go-to-buy-a-chinese-bird-spider/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Treasure Maps]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Internet Celebrity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m about 95% completed with my newest online project: Old Man Hodapp&#8217;s Worldly Treasures.
 http://oldmanhodapp.com/
 I&#8217;ve toyed around with the idea of setting up an online store to sell all the things my family and I sell at various festivals, flea markets, pow wows, shin digs, swap meets, and box socials across the United States. Traditionally we&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If I had a dollar for every time my Iron Chef video was viewed&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/10/26/if-i-had-a-dollar-for-every-time-my-iron-chef-video-was-viewed/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/10/26/if-i-had-a-dollar-for-every-time-my-iron-chef-video-was-viewed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;I&#8217;d have lots and lots and lots of dollars. My video is mentioned on the Digg front page again as well as in a video on the front page of Break.com-


We Didnt Start The Viral - Watch more free videos
 &#8221;Subliminal Iron Chef&#8221; is at about 1:40 in to the video. I had no idea that video would go &#8220;viral&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Justice is a dish best served to confused house wives.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/10/22/justice-is-a-dish-best-served-to-confused-house-wives/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/10/22/justice-is-a-dish-best-served-to-confused-house-wives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Police]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naperville]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re unfamiliar with the downtown Naperville Metra station, there are two lanes. One for bus traffic, and another for regular old drop-off traffic.

Regardless of the fact that the bus lane is clearly marked with several signs, nearly every morning I am at the train station some idiot is holding up traffic in the bus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I will spend eternity waiting in line at Tiger Direct.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/09/27/i-will-spend-eternity-waiting-in-line-at-tiger-direct/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/09/27/i-will-spend-eternity-waiting-in-line-at-tiger-direct/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Naperville]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I used to always say my own personal hell would be spending eternity waiting in line at Wal-Mart behind someone who doesn&#8217;t speak English with half a dozen screaming children going through two hundred coupons and then attempting to write a check for seven dollars. This is such a short-sighted version of hell though, because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An open letter to morons who hate Steam.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/09/27/an-open-letter-to-morons-who-hate-steam/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/09/27/an-open-letter-to-morons-who-hate-steam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Retards,
I&#8217;ve never been able to wrap my head around the seething hatred for Steam a lot of people have had since Counter-Strike 1.4&#8217;s initial Steam download in what&#8230; 2002? Like it or not, online content delivery is the future of all forms of media. Look at what is happening to music, the iTunes music [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Team Fortress 2 is pretty rad.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/09/24/team-fortress-2-is-pretty-rad/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/09/24/team-fortress-2-is-pretty-rad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:12:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Video Games]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Check this out-



Step 1: Get the Orange Box via Steam. Step 2: Add me to your Steam friends.
I am pretty impressed with what Valve has done with Steam. I remember when it was first released along with Counter-Strike 1.4 in 2002 and the entire internet was in an uproar about how Steam is ruining their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our friend 10.103.28.245 had a busy night.</title>
		<link>http://a-13.net/2007/09/18/our-friend-1010328245-had-a-busy-night/</link>
		<comments>http://a-13.net/2007/09/18/our-friend-1010328245-had-a-busy-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eli Hodapp</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[MetroFi]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naperville]]></category>

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Why in the world anyone would download anything on a public bittorrent or peer to peer network is absolutely beyond me. I think it would be quicker and easier to just mail the few thousand dollars the RIAA and MPAA have been settling with people out of court directly. Skip all the pomp and [...]]]></description>
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