Eli Hodapp
No one cares.
(Well, except one guy who offered tips on how to more efficiently steal the bike.)
(Well, except one guy who offered tips on how to more efficiently steal the bike.)
The little eMachine that could.
07:07:20 up 64 days, 14:43, 1 user load average: 963.75, 763.30, 576.33
“ On a day when major news organizations across the country are taking Senator McCain to task for a steady stream of false, negative attacks, his campaign has launched yet another. Or, as some might say, ‘Oops! He did it again.’
Tommy Vietor
ALERT!
Don’t eat tomatoes!
Wait, scratch that, don’t eat jalapeño peppers!
WAIT!!! DON’T EAT SERRANO PEPPERS!!!
“ The statewide smoking ban, home foreclosures, bad winter weather and even the war is what Naperville businessman Jim Bergeron says all contributed to the decision to close Tessa’s restaurant.
Naperville Sun reveals Iraq War as contributing factor to restaurant closure.
Hit the deck, Judge Judy! It’s an EARTHQUAKE!
Bennigan’s closes all corporate-owned restaurants and files for bankruptcy. The terrorists have won.
Mojave Experiment
Microsoft has to dupe people in to using Windows Vista as part of a hilarious marketing stunt in attempt to make the general public forget about the previous two years of negative press from nearly every media source imaginable.